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Moved!
Posted in reavolutions on April 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Did your heart grow fonder?
Posted in reavolutions on March 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It’s been over a month since I last wholeheartedly documented anything going on in my life, let alone commented about the political quagmire we find ourselves in here in the United States or pathetic grammar usage on the part of others. So, what have I been doing then?
Well, what have I not been doing?
I have [...]
Grammar Lesson
Posted in reavolutions on February 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I am aggravated by the misuse of certain words, so I want to clarify them with the audience.
1. Hence means “for this reason.”
2. Therefore means “for this reason.” It is usually used in Mathematics.
BUT!
3. Thus means “in this way.”
SO (most commonly used), thus is NEITHER interchangeable with hence NOR therefore.
Stop acting like they are!
I’m TNT, I’m dynomite
Posted in reavolutions on February 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My fitness goals are not where I want them to be, and not for lack of effort. Except for last week, which was a wash, because Dave was sick, and, really, I had no excuse, but I stayed home with him anyway. Motivation central right here, dontcha know. This week Dave and I plan to [...]
Apparently, I hate America
Posted in reavolutions on February 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I am a Republican, and I most definitely do not support any economic “recovery” bill that, in the words of our great Senator Jim Inhofe, ” is 97% spending, and 7% stimulation.”
The current government leads you to believe that all this pork-laden, interest-group-fed spending will become the next New Deal. If government officials had an [...]
I Hate Running
Posted in naval-gazing, reavolutions, the best medicine on January 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
But it is so damn good for my weight loss goal. The funny thing is my legs hurt more when I run slower than when I crank up the treadmill and start to wobble all over the place. Okay, I have some control of my arms when running (unlike when burning food) because I tend [...]
An Apology to my Kitchen
Posted in reavolutions, the best medicine on January 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
From my perch at the dining room table, I can see the pot of doom. Filled with vegetable oil, this dastardly pot ruined the smell of my apartment this evening. And it is all Dave’s fault because he jinxed me when he said that I had not destroyed any of our meals yet.
There it was: [...]
Karma.
Posted in reavolutions on January 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Paula, you might want to stop reading here. I think this may be too much for you to handle. You might cry. For realz.
So, I laughed (internally) at a crazy person. I was nice to him in person when he asked me what “Oxford University Publishing” was when written in a book he was pretending [...]
I’m going to hell for this.
Posted in reavolutions on January 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m sitting in a library, using my laptop, trying to do some work in between client calls, and this short Asian man walks up to me and says, “nice TV!” Then he said something that sounded like “Toshiba!” but I couldn’t be sure.
He then proceeds to march around the library talking to himself, and I’m [...]
Conversation: Football
Posted in reavolutions, the best medicine on January 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
This conversation occured after I explained to Dave that One-A-Day vitamins are taken once a day. Uh…duh.
Me, reading a magazine: Did they just say his last name was “flying saucer?”
Dave: What? Are you kidding me?
Me: It sounded like flying saucer!
Dave: They said, “Kleinsasser.”
Me: Oh.
Dave: It’s okay, I thought they said flying saucer at first, too.
